The quick-service restaurant chains woven into the fabric of American dining.
#RiseUp #WETHEPEOPLE #OHIO Sandusky Ohio Good Trouble Lives On Protest Friday, July 17 3 – 6pm EDT Sandusky Mall Entrance 4314 Milan Rd On Milan Road sidewalk between Best Buy and Chipotle Sandusky, OH 44870 www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
Inspired by all of the European World Cup tourists hitting our food chains like Seth Rogan after a blunt, we combined takeout from a Taco Bell, Atilanos, & Zips for dinner tonight 🤣
the CEO of Chipotle, interesting
Cottage Cheese + Apple Butter (or applesauce) Honorable Mention: Wendy's fries dipped in a chocolate Frosty
i'm so sure all those amazon delivery driver dancing and yelling "i'm amazon" door cams videos are fake and paid for by amazon just like those chickfila vlogs/sitcom parodies.
caught a bug that was big and scary, (brave cowgirl), i set the taco bell cup down and it fell outside, i went downstairs it was dark and i got it without a flashlight easily, i set the bug free and threw away the cup, mercy without littering it felt cool, maybe it redeems my soul
Hearing an employee breaking down in a Taco Bell was NOT on my bingo card today.
chipotle pears sour cream shredded coconut (i don’t know which is the most widely enjoyed)
could really go for some chipotle
I can always tell if someone has the Burger King app on their phone
By the way, the best way to handle sweet corn in my opinion is our recipe: 1. Shuck it completely, tear it all off 2. Rub down with olive oil (or butter) 3. Season with chipotle powder, salt, black pepper, and whatever other seasonings you like 4. Smoke at 275 F for 30 minutes (highezt mine goes)
Listening to Country Joe McDonald’s Woodstock set and thinking about how one of the chapter epigraphs for The Stand is Joe yelling “WHAT’S THAT SPELL?” and how it felt weirdly appropriate
Me while making my usual at Chipotle for many years:
Taco Bell is probably the singular best national fast food chains for vegetarians.
I wonder if when I die they will put my DNA in the McDonald's recipe
cannot stand beans. if a rogue black bean makes it into my chipotle bowl, unfortunately i WILL be able to taste it
Pizza and a movie night yesterday. Pizza: Pizza Hut Meat Lovers Movie: The Beast of Hollow Mountain riffed by Mystery Science Theater 3000 (S11 E5) "I came here to kick butt and chew bubble gum. And bubble gum hasn't been invented yet!" #pizza #MST3K
seltzer water is unsweetened mcdonald's sprite...why would you do that to yourself??
Me, an American, visiting Europe: My god, La Sagrada Família! Europeans visiting America during the World Cup: My god, a Taco Bell with a drive through!
Get your tractor trailer out of the bike lane Target, and NYPD Traffic stop treating parking regulations as optional. 5 vehicles illegally in the truck loading zone. (And NYC needs to create escalating fines. A $50 fine is a joke - I can’t feed my family lunch at Chipotle for that. )
🍔👀 Is there actually anything worth ordering at Wendy's anymore? From the Baconator to the Frosty, I'm breaking down the menu to find the best items and biggest disappointments. What's your go-to Wendy's order? 🔥👇 #Wendys #FastFood #FoodReview #BurgerReview #FastFood #FastTalkFoodReviews
just threw up in wendys #FIFAWorldCup
God I love Del Taco Bell
I love all the world cup posting that's just Those Europeans will never be the same once they experience the American cultural touchstone, eating at McDonald's
Internationals here for World Cup freaking out abt American food (Cheesecake Factory, Chipotle, Waffle House, In-N-Out) is like Americans freaking out abt Italian gluten or whatever. And ppl commenting like “you thought Americans were fat for fun? Its cuz the food is gooooood”.)
I went through the taco bell drive thru last night. My Toyota assistant randomly decided to activate when I was in the middle of placing my order. I whipped around and went, "SHUT UP, BITCH!!" The drive thru worker was like, "huh??" and I was like, "not you, I was talking to my car. I'm so sorry!!"
🍌👾 The Minions have invaded Wendy's! Today I'm reviewing the NEW Minions & Monsters Meal to see if this collaboration is worth trying. Is it a fun tie-in or just another gimmick? Watch the full review and let me know your score! 🍔🔥 youtu.be/p8qkAj65hFo #Wendys #Minions #FoodReview #FastFood
Makes me think of a single sign up in Parramatta near the McDonalds that's along the lines of "Quit smoking today! Our system works after only one session! ChatGPT's #1 recommendation!" Always makes me think the scammer just knows his LLM SEO.
I'm gonna try n make chipotle chicken tomorrow .. n meal prep it ..
hi welcome to mobile app will you be using mcdonalds today?
Let's roll. You're not missing anything at Burger King, I think.
Surprise McDonald's screwworm covfefe for Dr. Christ.
Crying in this Taco Bell because I'm afraid of death. How's everybody else doing?
Taco Bell and McDonalds used to be the cheapest place you could go for fast food. Spent almost a pizza's worth on taco bell because the only items I'll eat they removed from the combo menu for their bs chicken cantina shit.
Taco Bell is an affront.
i did a great job putting this chipotle burrito together
Straight up in the back of the McDonald’s doing nothing she #nothing on my #nothing til I #nothing
McDonald’s is bringing back fried apple pies next week and my fat ass is so happy
We decided to go with Taco Bell
@samspade.bsky.social I did a quick search and didn't realize Palantir partnered with Wendy's. Ugh. They were kinda my go-to for fast food, but there's not one near me (I've been more of a Culver's person despite not really liking their fries). Damn, why does private equity suck?
Yall fuck with burgerdog? #furry #burgerking #adoptable (i guess) -kian
She´s starting to question why she hasn´t seen any McDonald´s since she arrived. #UNBEATABLE
What a hot Sunday I had. Did some shopping, blah blah blah. I got a free drink at Safeway. Later, the Burger King (on Channing) food I ate was pretty lame (the fries were the best part). But it was good to be back at Save N Continue on De La Cruz, Nijiya on Jackson, and Nikaku on North Sixth. 1/2
Oh, #Florida! Woman complains to McDonalds employee that her order is taking too long, winds up reaching thru the drive-thru window to repeatedly punch her in the face. tamaractalk.com/mcdonalds-dr...
Onions, with the bizarre exception of A&W onion rings. (And Burger King onion rings in the 80s/90s - maybe still but I haven’t had any from there since.)
When did Wendys shrink their burgers? This beef patty is tiny
Getting the Minions Frosty from Wendy’s one of these days!
You know how they preserved a McDonald’s hamburger inside a big block of epoxy?
With the World Cup 2026 happening today in my hometown of Seattle, if you are visiting from overseas I highly recommend checking out the Gum Wall and Cal Anderson Park and if you get hungry the First Srarbucks or the McDonald's on 3rd and Pine. I hope everyone enjoys visiting my wonderful city 🌆 ❤️
Live Fantomas: the epic new menu now available at Taco Bell
This after being sold off by Wendy's I think it was because they were actually worth something. Could have propped up the whole franchise, but why save for the future when you can get a quick buck now? Call it what you will, corporate vultures will kill all you love given time. Because greed.
The new look of McDonald’s kind of has the vibe of a repurposed Chrysler dealership.
There's no guac in my burrito, Boomhauer! I paid extra for guac! Gatdangit, Chipotle!
this is the Taco Bell order that will cure everything
l don’t know how chik-fil-a became so popular.
The kind of cowardly and racist and self-serving shit, that you cowardly and racist and self-serving Republican assholes show us daily, that will lead to your obliteration in the mid-terms. You Fucking Cowardly Fucks. Better get your resume on Indeed or McDonalds or something. Good luck with that.
like im single and live alone so its easy to go get fast food but mcdonalds cost the same as ihop so whats the point.
Batman Forever mugs cir. 1995, McDonald’s.
looked up vegan places on Uber Eats and the first result was Taco Bell
I’ve been told that Minnesota McDonalds sell “dirty sodas” which are sodas with half and half.
Friends of the IDF is having a fundraising dinner tonight in Chicago. The CEO of McDonald's is attending. Stop eating at McDonald's.
Did the employees who work at McDonald's check the food like germs and more before giving it out to this lady and I hope she wins in this lawsuit plus McDonald's should pay up for damages.
I’m banning myself from eating McDonald’s again
Oh Chipotle. Satisfied me.
Felt kinda tight after some Burger King but was still really hungry and just kept eating and eating and
Well I just had the absolute worst experience I've ever had at a fast food restaurant at Wendy's, so that's another restaurant that's dead to me forever.
With all of these World Cup visitors trying American cuisine for the first time, someone needs to hand them a cold Sprite from McDonald’s but make sure you have EMT’s on site.
the most tragic fucked up thing about xenon is that he can't have a baja blast from taco bell with a nip of smirnoff in it, which seems like something that should be a good chunk of his personality
The scientists at McDonald's have recently put out a study where they discovered that the average human being needs around 6,000 calories a day to survive. #Tips #Tricks
It's not every day that you see three Franciscan brothers in full habit exiting a highway rest stop eating Burger King. But today is that day.
burger king slime sauce
clover lawn of my dreams in an empty lot behind a boarded up Burger King
So my friend manage to score me like 2 boxes of the Demon Sauce our local McDonald’s couldn’t sell. Sadly, the Huntrx sauce was popular so I’ll never get to try that. He also got me the seasoning packets. Anyone need a fix xD @lunarivalkyrie.bsky.social
It’s the McDonald’s of coffees
I wonder if they still have those Burger King promo cups for #TheMandalorianAndGrogu at the shops, or if they’ve phased them out already. I know it’s 3 weeks so the promo would be done, but I’m just mildly curious if they’d have the leftovers somewhere or just give them away since it’s done.
whatever it takes to get plant beef at more places again. i deserve more than burger king
me: my stomach has been upset all day also me: *goes to mcdonald's and orders 3 spicy snack wraps immediately after work*
I saw that Chimptopia crap, and all I can say is… Somewhere, somehow, Robert Pagliaro thought that getting a job at the Golden Arches (McDonald’s) wouldn’t pay the internet bills, the ever-increasing rent, nor the Toon Boom Harmony subscription…
The Charlie Kirk Meal is finally here at McDonald's!
Real playa tip get you one of those sprite berry blast from McDonald’s and put that bih in the freezer and let it slush up a lil bit thank me later
saved a baby bunny in the taco bell drive through (set him in the grass nearby)
Losing it over Wendy's 😂😂😂
the rise (and fall) of the wendys biggie bag…
"In 1965, CEO to worker compensation was 20 to 1. In 2025 it ballooned to 285 to 1. For the top 20 companies with low-wage workers, like Walmart and Chipotle, the average is 900 to 1. The CEO of Starbucks makes 6,600 times more than the average barista."
I was gonna get Taco Bell but this stupid ass train blocked my way
They tried to give me one of the refreshers at McDonalds and I swear it was a test by god…keep your sugary drink away from this pure soul
I had such a good day today - Went for walkies at the park and saw birds, turtles, and another dog out for walkies too - Got McDonalds - Got 2 mtg Foundations packs + 1 Aetherdrift - 1 pack had a $20 dual land card - Got to check out a hobby lobby - Get to come home and game with my favorite person
Shit Europeans got universal health care, live it up at Taco Bell my dude.
LRP; in the states our McDonald’s used to have the best fucking broccoli soup.
me when i have 7 deluxe boxes from taco bell im gonna be reacting to the anniversary stream/vod and then some games afterwards. its been a long day but im ready to unwind comfy twitch.tv/preyxpurge 🎨: @thecosmichound.bsky.social
It pisses me off that Taco Bell killed the quesarito but they're still selling those stupid chicken nuggets. They're asleep at the wheel! What the hell is going on over there?!
Can someone with more artistic talent than me draw bamboo hatted kim over that one video of a burger king worker dancing to that one fnaf sister location song
can someone send me money for chick fil a pls? i’m hungry
You should Strike Mike's Pizza Zone this break with the Summer Reading Challenge brought to you by Pizza Hut and your local library! Or just listen a fun pod.
This week Andrew and I go “Back in time” (Huey Lewis voice) and the only way we can get “Back to the future” (Doc Brown voice) is by comparing the film Congo to the Taco Bell Volcano Burrito (my normal voice). Check it out and please, my God, leave us a review. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
McDonald's is offering World Cup cups including a Grimace one, and I am sorely tempted.
I had McDonald's today. How the hell do people eat this crap??
I sometimes forget what "might" be peeking 🫣 like I did today at McDonald's 🤭🤭 #diaperboy
1 of 12 arrests included a driver found unconscious in the Taco Bell drive-through on New Year's Eve with a BAC of 0.23%. ktvz.com/news/2026/01...
People get riled up if you don't worship In-N-Out or Chick-Fil-A Like it's some food for sure 😬👍
Was at Taco Bell last night, saw someone open-carrying and I got a bit nervous, but saw his holster was this and had to stop myself from laughing
Chicago, how you gonna let them put up a McDonald’s college in the west loop
McDonald's is happy if less people know how to cook. That is the mentality running the _entire_ world. Education and autonomy are radical under capitalism.
Wife's out of town, gonna get wild tonight! And by wild, I mean order Chipotle and decorate my new FFXIV house since I finally won the plot I've been after! Gemini Alelle, homeowner.
Which is why I avoid McDonalds
Watching my VHS copy of the first Ninja Turtles flick. I still don’t understand the Pizza Hut ad given that they prominently order Domino’s in the movie.
On this day in 1958: Pizza Hut opened. The name was chosen because their sign only had space for 9 letters After “Pizza,” they had 3 letters and a space left.
The Burger King Is Transgender
they finally sell that tropical sprite from mcdonalds in cans, hell yea
Detective: what kind of sick bastard would carve a grimace on the victim's face? Rookie: that doesn't sound TOO bad, though. Detective: I'm talking about the McDonald's character. Rookie *vomits*
Wendy's only giving out the minions toys with the adult meals is nuts
MY DAY CONTINUES TO GET WORSE MCDONALDS DIDNT FILL UP MY FRIES
rich kids killed japanese cars man you can't just spend $1500, go drift a parking lot, get some taco bell, and smoke a j in the garage anymore
if satya nadella was the manager of a mcdonalds he would have been fired years ago. but for some reason we've created a world where the more responsibility your job entails, the more immune you are to consequence if you fuck up
I've joked before that because of their nearly infinite up-sells it now takes longer to ORDER at Taco Bell than it does for them to prepare your food, by far. But today's order was REALLY ridiculous
Taco Bell for lunch was not a good idea 😖
oomcw a polyamorous witch but yet still buys mcdonald’s #WatDatMean
With all the bad news the World Cup visitors from Algeria, Germans, Japanese, Scots, Dutch, and some English, have been refreshing with their wholesome posts of their reactions to things we take for granted, like free refills, AC, yellow school busses, Buc-ee’s, Texas Roadhouse, Taco Bell, stadiums
I once had Saimin at a McDonalds in Honolulu, and that that was a cool local touch. What local dish should they be serving at McDonalds in your community?
So having watched aa lot of Europeans eat Chick-fil-A and peanut butter sandwiches on the internet I have a question? What the hell is the food situation over there and why are they eating PB&j and thinking it's great
Europeans are getting a taste of American cuisine, and I just know they're gonna be smuggling cases of ranch dressing and packets of Taco Bell Fire Sauce on their flights back home.
I need to clean my apartment before I can make dinner... but what if I went out and got taco bell or smth instead. The Baja Blast she calls for me
And they still wont hire me for some soul-sucking misery job in retail. Come on i have a weak soul right here ripe for the taking mcdonalds
I remember I crashed during pride weekend cause I was drunk and wanted a large fry and McFlurry from McDonald’s lmfao Lo was over my ass. 😭
I'm head chef at Chipotle so yes 🤭
#BlueskyMonday I've got the McDonald's in Kayenta near monument valley. 2 years ago, this was all I saw on a big bucket list trip. Worst trip ever. I caught #covid outdoors, from an asymptomatic person. I never left the hotel. Long Covid fucks shit up more for me than #cancer right now.
soundtrack in this Taco Bell is novelty movie songs from the 90s; already heard “Wild Wild West” and “Men in Black” from Will Smith, now we’ve moved on to “Space Jam” and maybe I should order some more tacos or something
i made all that pulled pork yesterday (which i have to give half to my family because i made too much) but now i don't want it for dinner 🧍♀️ thinking i'll just run to wendy's to get a burger and rootbeer float
Anyway, I saw bottles of Chablis in a Monoprix near Place St Michel for eight euros and might seriously do one of those German football fan goes to Taco Bell "WE ARE ONLY HALF ALIVE" world cup threads.
checked the calorie count on my mcdonalds order and OH SHIT
Every time I have a moment of weakness and choose to get McDonald's something happens and makes me change my mind. The last time I tried to order something from the drive-thru the server started speaking in the language of the gods
"the new high protein bowl from Chipotle " IT IS MEAT AND BEANS IT BETTER HAVE HIGH PROTEIN LMAO
#gimwr 2nd hour SOTN Top Ten (2/2) Waitresses Wendys Warsaw Pact Temples Wishplants Nosebleeds Wannadies Wallflower Wonky Alice Whipping Boy Thx @rob-walker.bsky.social and the Bskyers for a great show, CU next week on @goingindieground.bsky.social and please #StaySafe Thx again for my request
last October, I took a freelance assignment for The Sporkful covering the Taco Bell 50K. Ultramarathons not enough of a challenge for you? Throw in 10 servings of Taco Bell and then let's talk. Anyway. The episode is now out. Take a listen! www.sporkful.com/why-would-so...
Update on the dense bean salad situation. The flavor really soaked in overnight. I had it with some chipotle salmon patties. Buddy, talk about a good lunch...
New wendys minion meal came out today, My minion mission was successful!!!!
Tangential but absolutely wild that Wendy’s managed to add 45 locations in 6 years… although not as wild as Popeye’s hitting 100 uk locations in 4 years… yet somehow we only have 20 Dunkin’s.
14. Working illegally at Burger King (I didn't have a work permit, and for two years I kept delaying bringing it in, until I aged out of needing one.) Also, Black folks start working earlier in life, more hours per year, more total years per life .....than white folks.
Fuck Wendy's I'm not paying upwards of £11 for a shitty burger meal
His second take is much better, from the customers toilets at Burger King, somewhere in Sweden😘 What do you think ofn his one? Share your views 😘
we have wendy's here. as i suspected these are now turning into works for the clicks
Posting about bsky joke understanders is played out, but it is funny to log into the joke website, scroll past 80 jokes, and go, “I’m reporting you to the police, health department, and Burger King corporate. And if you’ll just give me your store number, I’d like to leave a review as well.”
TWENTY year old saying he could "spoil" me? SPOIL ME? with WHAT? extra guac from chipotle ?!?!?! GO APPLY FOR YOUR FAFSA BABY OMG !!!
The newly discovered chips and nacho supreme dip at Taco Bell is the best meal for $2.49 I’ve ever had. I said what I said!
*That* Wendy's 😁
I saw three of these sitting near the Taco Bell Cantina in Courthouse. Just chilling. I guess waiting for tacos.
I just got over a nasty bout of food poisoning and already I feel like playing with fire because I want Taco Bell like nobody's business right now
Just found out Wendys doesn't carry their sweet n sour sauce anymore... Smh they lost a customer forever today 😭
chat. i'm gonna get Chipotle tonight.
Bruh how tf is Taco Bell still in business it’s expensive as hell
First charging stop en route to Minnesota happens to have a taco bell next door 😍
The Taco Bell birria tacos that they call “shredded beef dipping tacos” are so funny to me they feel like a new type of evil for fast food items
chipotle has mastered the art of individual slop troughs
Of course its 2005. Youre at a Target ordering Pizza Hut after pre-ordering Star Wars: Battlefront II.
Man, it feels like in furry spaces if someone starts talking about loving Chick-fil-A everyone should just pile on them about it and not dismiss people getting annoyed at someone going on about it as "owo no pawlatics."
ive never taken the hot sauce but my car exclusively had chipotle napkins for a long time
Remember when you used to get a free burrito on your birthday at Chipotle? Now you just get a choice of a free drink, chips, or side of guacamole or queso.
The burrito company, chipotle, to my limited knowledge, has no chipotle peppers in their recipes? #chipotle
Whenever I go into a Chipotle, I’m walking out with a full bottle of that Chipotle Tabasco with no shame
My fairy godmother told me to go fuck myself Also, the lady folding my burritos at Chipotle wants me to stop calling her my fairy godmother
Just poured taco bell hot sauce all over my leftover lo mein, when I actually wanted sweet chili sauce and now I am in the depths of despair
Chipotle has top tier napkins and plasticware.
I don’t even like chipotle and I make my man steal from there for me (allegedly🌚)
The Wendy’s Twitter Account Just Epically Clapped Back at an Aggrieved Customer and We Are Here for It!
At the good Taco Bell, y'all need anything?
explain your @ i'm an awful spiteful horrible girl who makes everyone on this website cry and my name is willow which is an acronym for wow i love loitering outside Wendy's
Tired: Sir, this is a Wendy's. Wired: Sir, this is technical support.
Lately watching New York as a Londoner is like when the kid next door gets new heelys and pizza hut for dinner and you're stuck there making mud pies while your dad shouts at the tv
High school accomplishment: 3 cases of salsa from Taco Bell College accomplishment: Entire set of dishes/cutlery/glasses from the Ga. Tech President's Suite Post-college: those Corona bottles turned salt and pepper shakers from whatever chain Mexican restaurant wasn't paying attention
Lord Vader. Help My Child. "Dad. Does Superman Eat?" "His Parents wanted him to eat so he can fit in as a "Normal". He does not have to eat. "So let's for the sake of argument. Say he ate at Taco Bell. How does he poop without destroying the toilet, or anything under toilet?" "You need help."
Lee Dixon impressed with the Mercedes Benz dome Been, canny. Big aye. Not a football ground. Got "Chick Fil A" on the concourse that the yanks said was great. Average fast food. Decent metro system for the USA mind, will give Atlanta that. #ESPCPV #Espana #Spain #WorldCup2026 #CapeVerde
“I’m so full of Flying J Wendy’s minion cum” #nocontext
Wish I could walk to burger king but I got like three hours of sleep and need to stay up to fix the ol' schedule
Who *hasn’t-* stole cutlery, napkins and hot sauce from Chipotle?
Chipotle with a hot honey chicken, brown rice, tomato salsa.
I get that Taco Bell is real good at having some primo messy bitch fast food stuff, but Jack in the Box might be the top tier of it without it becoming inedible
wow, free cilantro lime sauce? thanks chipotle, i hope it doesn't break the bank giving away a free mini cup of sauce.
I was one of the first ones to try the Minions & Monsters Meal at Wendy's today. PROS: The regular Wendy's items and plastic collectible CONS: The banana sauce on the Chocolate Frosty, and the ridiculous pricing 6/10
The fact theres a minions meal at Wendy's is made for petra and I con tradition
Something I discovered this weekend: • shredded rotisserie chicken from the deli • two slices of Muenster cheese • Taco Bell Spicy Ranchero sauce • dusting of taco spices Slap that all on a tortilla, fold in half, pan fry on both sides. It's like a TB chicken quesadilla but leveled up.
Excuse me mam, this is a wendy’s
i'm off today and it's only around 75 degrees, i think i will take a long walk and go to wendy's
Help, my co-workers are roasting me because I used the phrase "cost-to-flavor ratio" while explaining my love for Little Caesars and Taco Bell
Chipotle bowl that blinds you for a day
Here is your pizza hut alternative @spawnwave.bsky.social
#ARCHIVES: US troops line up at a Burger King in Iraq, 2003 📍Baghdad, Iraq Service members apparently can’t get enough fast food in Iraq, though the lines are Burger King at Baghdad International Airport make lunch anything but a quick experience.
number 15. burger king foot lettuce
You know what. Im gonna get pizza hut
Watching Woman Gets Unruly With Police At Wendy's!
🔧OH YEAH! I THOUGHT I WOULD GET TACO BELL WHEN I GOT OFF AT 4AM FROM WORK BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME IT WAS "we're in the middle of a shift change. Itll be 30-40 min" AND I GO BACK AN HOUR LATER I GET THE SAME SHIT! YES I'M STILL MAD ABOUT IT!
Boycotting Microsoft by using an outdated version of Windows is like boycotting Chik-Fil-A by eating out of the garbage at Chik-Fil-A
When I grow up, I want to work at FIFA's VAR Hub in Dallas Texas. Sponsored by Hisense, Mountain Dew and Wendy's ⚽️ (but I wouldn't miss my cutaway camera shot!)
taco bell for lunch. totally gonna get heartburn from it, but worth it.
You couldn't make Pizza Hut today. You'd have to call it... uh... Slice Shack. Fuck, that's good. I think I have to found Slice Shack, guys.
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, THIS IS A WENDY'S
Well, if my inboxes are any indication, the Pizza Hut allegory is making the rounds on social media again. A reminder that the original is still hanging out here, since I purged my X account. leiracal.substack.com/p/the-pizza-...
Mystery Spot in Santa Cruz has the potato bar like an old Wendy's. #facts www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/u...
got taco bell for me n my brother and they disnt even give me my fucking quesadilla
Rebel News exclusive: Dave Menzies is unironically doing the "Sir this is a Wendy's" bit, fake ordering at a Wendy's only to question the worker about Halal chicken and then tell him about how "Catholics cant eat blessed chickens". Also, he apparently wears the fedora while driving.
I have a job interview today I'm so fucking scared what if they dont think I'm professional enough for taco bell
i want to get that crispy parm pan pizza from pizza hut too i hate bein broke and not getting good food
[F4M] Fucking In The Taco Bell Drivethru Means Shoving that Chalupa in this Cantina Chicken Taco [Improv] [Gentle Fdom] [Car Sex] [Taco Puns] [GFE] 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮 www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
ohhhh i get it. like burger king
Dressed today like I’m in a 90s movie and I’m tasked with hacking into the Pizza Hut Database to steal secret Book It! files z
CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY? DON'T YA WANNA GO TO BURGER KING WHERE GET TO HAVE IT YOUR WAY?
UK BURGER KING SONIC R. COME TO AMERICA PLEASE
burger king's doing the thing where I'm going to be there later but they don't want to show me the fucking lunch menu on their website now and it makes me not only want to not eat there it makes me want to vandalize their building
Perspective: From Jimmy Kimmel Elon Musk could buy every NFL football team, all 30 Major League Baseball teams, every NBA basketball team, every Wendy’s, every Target Store, the entire Beatles music catalog, Nike, Macy’s, and every Hyundai ever produced and still have 260 billion left over.
someone at work used all my chipotle ketchup from the break room fridge while I had time off. that stuff's discontinued man c'mon
been clicking on the unsubscribe link to every marketing emails i got. but this morning i got an email from the local chick-fil-a’s manager offering me free breakfast, and i know it’s pride month but i can’t bring myself to clicking unsubscribe 🥲
Chik fil a didn’t give me any grape jelly for my chicken minis and I’m over the day already
The Mondays helped bankrupt Factory and thus we were denied The Wendys who were fucking great. At least we got the toss that was Yes Please!, I suppose. youtu.be/PXvs55G4QXI?...
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I would 100% give up fries, steak, and burgers at pizza hut if it meant getting crushed red peppers, parmesan cheese, and bread sticks
i remember chick fil a giving out these veggietales cds and i got rlly excited cuz i thought it was just the movies. yea they were just the fucking audio to them 😭 so i kinda layed there in bed wondering why they would do that to me
Continuing the proud tradition of making sure my younger siblings have played Pizza Hut demo discs. “No, you need to watch this live action cutscene of the guy in Wisconsin.”
I'm convinced every European's checklist when they come to America is... Walmart Rasing Canes Chick-fil-A Crumbl Cookies If they're in the south... Buc-ees If they're South or Midwest: Waffle House Bonus: Bass Pro Shop Cracker Barrel
Tired of people saying chick-fil-a is good. It's not, you just never had actual good chicken in your sheltered cultureless life. And while we're at it, Cane's is also ass. Bland ass chicken, the sauce carries the whole meal and It's a BASIC sauce.
wait, the Burger King Coaster in Niagara Falls (Frank N' Coaster) only opened in 2020? Why does it feel so much older?
Chipotle employees would never
Turns out taxpayers are paying for that mess after all. It was the American people who threw DJT a $60 million birthday party instead of taking him to Burger King so he could get a paper crown.
June 15, 1958: Wade Boggs is born – on the day Pizza Hut was founded. I think he prefers Kentucky Fried Chicken.
The story of the goalie tandem for the Carolina hurricanes these playoffs was incredible. Longtime injury prone vet carries team to cup final, passes baton to 27 yr old waiver claim with a summer job at Chipotle on his resume to finish the job after injury. First goalie is first guy handed the Cup.
Update: I am still in the hell known only as the Pizzahut Downsize Disaster. I am sorry I have been forced to take such a drastic and sudden disappearance from all activities, but this God awful company is either trying to work me to death or test my patience enough to make me abandon my coworkers
This is a great fight scene between Ronald McDonald and The Burger King.
they kept saying the chipotle in seoul is gonna open in the first half of 2026. my chingu in christ we are now halfway through june
What I LOVE is seeing that Pizza Hut franchise is suing for MILLIONS, Starbucks dropped AI after 9 months because it can’t count inventory, ppl us AI for math/accounting but it doesn‘t have the functionality of a spreadsheet, Uber and others discovered AI is more expensive than human staff, etc.
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i get the feeling my stomach didn't like having burger king for dinner and subsequently breakfast
::Ahem:: Bart say the line Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive though
burger king deserves to go out of business i dont even give a fuck
I’m at a random Chipotle in El Segundo, and Iran’s soccer team’s bus just drove past
My local Costco finally got that bag of chipotle chicken that went viral a while back. It's actually a lot better than I expected and for $12 its a deal for the 5 bowls I can make with it
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Donald Trump is to Pizza Hut as Jared Fogle is to Subway.
California: 15-year-old boy shot and killed near Chick-fil-A in Cerritos identified The Los Angeles Medical Examiner identified a teenage boy who was shot and killed near a Chick-fil-A in Cerritos on Saturday. #California
Yo am I wrong in thinking mighty taco gives off del taco vibes. Not Taco Bell not chipotle - it’s del taco right?
The algorithm just fed me a yt video of some white dude telling me how he invented the best way to make... a burrito. Like 5 years ago. Chipotle, the whitest burrito shop ever, was already on the decline 5 years ago. Lord save us from my people. Seriously. I take it back, Taco John's is more white.
Sorry for not streaming. Been sick. Adopted mom brought me Burger King last week - I've had norovirus since. Vertago, nausea, unmentionable in the restroom, I'm trying to get a stream going tonight tho - been 'afk' for days and I'm restless. x_x;
Earned my chipotle for my Vampire Lestat viewing
High Protein Chipotle Steak Bowl Meal Prep Only 500 Calories! #recipe
Brandon Bussi “The People’s Goalie” Mf’er worked at a Chipotle during Covid. Give him an award no matter what.
Happy 13th anniversary to one of my favourite games of all time! 🥳💜 Man... 13 years. I still remember going to the mall with my grandma to eat at Burger King, then buy the game at the local store way back there, on the day it released. What a journey! #TheLastOfUs 🎮
Made tacos with the bbq beef leftovers from the Clubhouse dinner, plus corn soup with chicken and roasted poblano, cucumber salad with a chipotle vinaigrette, and charro beans.
fuck since then did wendies have such a large avrietyu of biggie smoll baggs LIKEEE JUST GIVE ME 4 DOLLA BIGGIE BAGG UGHH @wendys
Me, sitting a Wendy’s: boy, you couldn’t eat Wendy’s today!
To be fair, the Brits were ranking subway over chipotle and got dragged for filth lmaooo
And Obama reached over the Chipotle glass barrier, revealing the utter sham of all the Democrat Left’s virtue signaling,
Immediately delivering my pizza hut into the fridge so I can have leftovers in an hour
A real love filled weekend had. Pizza Hut & a Toy Story on deck. That feels like a stellar wind down. How’d you treat the weekend, pals?
[Goes to Burger King] Me: I can get anything right? Person: yep! Me: 50 McNuggets please
my doordasher delivering me wendy's is named wendy
These Pizza Hut boneless wings is hittin!
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*mouth is on fire* hmmmmmmmmmmm...... Maybe adding a tablespoon of Ancho pepper powder and Chipotle powder was a biiiiiit much
Wendy's has strawberry Frostys 😮😎👍
California: Juvenile fatally shot during altercation near Chick-fil-A in Cerritos, deputies say A juvenile was shot and killed in Cerritos on Saturday during an altercation, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. #California
btw I *know* at least some of the same professional right winger simpering over this shit are the same ones who mocked Bill Clinton for his trashiness in enjoying Burger King. and Michelle Obama shouldn't have bared her arms *clutches pearl* lemme tell you where they can put those dirt bikes
hmmm wendy’s or popeyes tonight?
You think you love Chipotle, but you don’t. Not really. THIS person loves Chipotle.
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Watching THE TERMINAL and might have to go for a long walk and dwell over the fact you used to be able to get a decent sized burger from Burger King for 74¢
Thunderdome Wendy’s has learned mercy.
Bring Waffle House to NY like they did with Chik fil-a
OK so I'm currently working at Burger King on the night shift on my drive home I saw a regular size frozen icy coke thing and it was like 50 out and it was 1:00 AM last order we had for one was two hours earlier I do not know where it came from and it bugs me
For some reason, I never feel like going to Chick-Fil-A except on Sunday!
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This is what these Yankees are cooking while they boast about Swedish grifters complimenting Wendy’s
implying that things like this have happened at this Wendy’s before? 🤣
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Bro you can't let the thunder dome Wendy's not thunder dome! Its a carefully balanced eco system!!!
I remember when Burger King's ad campaign used to be "Have it your way." Then there was some crap with the Burger King..umm..mascot? Now we're hearing "You rule", which is the same thing as have it your way, but shorter and punchier. So far, it's not a great campaign.
Allegheny-West. 720 Allegheny Ave - Wendy’s. Caller is an employee and says a banned DoorDash driver is in the drive-through pounding on the window. They would usually handle that but they’ve been reminded to stay out of the news.
Has the Panic Slut (Pizza Hut) shirt been around awhile? That is a shirt that had to get made for sure. Bravo
Out of water Correction on car and color It was red Toyota Yaris They went to Wendy's after harassing me Then after dinner came back my way to head my way again If you are going around on the Lord's day and laughing at homeless You are truly scum of Earth
*trying to appeal to manchild reactionaries voice* she may remind you of the mom who scolded you for not doing your chores, but that's also the mom who took you to Pizza Hut and let you stay up until 2 AM Friday night playing PS2
New Pride month mission: Queer people stop at Chik-Fil-A just to shit in their bathroom.
hooking my date up to a polygraph to see if they like Burger King
One of these days Werewolf the apocalypse. Hot werewolf men(or women or theythems) kissing amidst the burned out torn apart refuse of a rich pricks mini castle. ❤️ And also arguing about like idk their favorite star wars in a burger king
Men will approach a sex worker and say how horny they are without being willing to pay When ur hungry do u just like, go to a pizza hut and loudly talk about how hungry you are?
I came up with a genius fast food idea: "Evil Chick-Fil-A". They're only open on Sundays and they LOVE queer people.
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“Mmmhm... This is a tasty burger...". “Where did you get it Donald?, Jack in the Box? Burger King? McDonald’s!” They have some tasty burgers. “Can I have some of your Diet Coke to wash it down?” “Ok Donald, why don’t you tell my man Vincent where you hid those Epstein Files.” “You Remember Them?”
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When the Thai restaurant (in a former Pizza Hut) takes over the snack shack by the ferry terminal
hey i just read the entire opening paragraph of moby dick in a burger king logo meme and it fucking slapped. does anyone have a preferred audiobook version of that
Yeah Biden was old and shitty but Trump is old and shitty and a actively losing a war to Iran that is cutting off global oil. Also he turned the white house into a burger king ballpit full of foot lettuce. Oh and he, you know, is a demented pedophile and former bestie of Epstein. But sure Stephen.
It’s a cheat day! (Every day is) The SL has triggered and influenced me with Burger King Memes and Brooklyn joy so I ordered BK. Gotta love the 241 brekkie sandwich deals! And French toast sticks. And a couple hashbrown rounds, that’s all. 🍔 $14 The Hard Way 😂
YUP! I bring to the attention of the Court of Public Opinion That Burger King brought out the 1/3 pounder in response to the 1/4 pound burger at McDonalds. This quickly failed as the population thought that 1/3 was smaller than 1/4....... God help the US!
The last time I got Burger King I ordered some onion rings. We all know it’s a major success when an onion ring slips in with the fries, less so when a fry slips in with the onion rings. However, somehow, a chicken fry was slipped into my onion rings. Never before and never again will I win so much.
Looks like I get my birthday wish coming true today! There were jumping motorcycles and sparklers. What's next; a Monster Truck fight driven by Ronald McDonald and The Burger King fighting? www.accuweather.com/en/us/washin...
Sunday morning community fridge stocking. Shepherd’s Pie with salad. Also brought tuna, bananas, frozen pizzas, and some Pizza Hut pizzas I picked up last night. Neighbour last week told me he liked pizza. Think I just start giving $ when I ask folks what they like. Otherwise, no guarantee they get.
Israel zionists wrecking the world with blackmail torture & DIRTY MONEY .. boycott maccas Burger King get no thanks app for more boycotts ..Ikea target Lorna Jane Cadbury nestle Lindt Whittaker’s Allen’s streets walls uni lever ben & Jerry’s .
When mom says, “We’re getting Pizza Hut.”
California: Man dies after shooting near Chick-fil-A in Cerritos: LASD A shooting death investigation was underway near a Chick-fil-A in Cerritos on Saturday. #California
Knowing that the pride parade tomorrow on Sunday will begin on the corner of Sunset Blvd & Highland Avenue is pretty funny when you consider that there is the Chik-Fil-A and what formerly was once one unfunny comedian’s “vegan restaurant” named after him. That is just about as gay as it’s gonna get.
"THIS ISN'T BURGER KING, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOUR WAY" #BlueLock
How are you gonna call yourself Burger King, but fire the king?
The National Science Foundation budget (~$10 billion per year, for fiscal year 2025 (picking that as the last pre-Trump number) amounts to the equivalent of every working adult in the US paying $60. The price of 1 Play Station game, 2 DVDs, or 3 large Pizza Hut pizzas.
Hour 10 just got my burger king order it's 9pm here we are going through the night also in the game I got coal power set up and im working on steel next twitch.tv/tolltony
Did yall know about Tito’s and Chick-fil-A lemonade and just didn’t tell me? Shame on all of you
Sometimes I think I'm too online and then I see people being like "wearing a Burger King brown is a white supremecist dog whistle" and "you can't use the same emojis as Elon musk or you're a nazi" and I'm like. Guys
The stuff i saw tonight at my chickfila with Scotland fans was wild 😂
Chick-fil-A and Target commercials are whitewashed to the degree that they're dystopian. Even without the context of how backwards these companies are IRL. Commercials have to go through so many focus groups, idk how these even got approved. They look expensive, too.
getting chick fil a during pride month. might as well just kill someone next since all my morals are gone
I bet Chick-fil-A has complicated feelings about Moana.
Woman nearly shoved me out of the way at the grocery to put one of each Chick-fil-a sauce in her cart. Not to be outdone, I reached for the closest brand I could find, and now have five different sauces from Subway that I'll never use. I wish it had been Arby's, but hindsight is horsey sauce.
Meh, treating myself to unseasoned sauceless grilled chicken pizza from Pizza Hut....
LOL was in Pizza Hut and guy ran up excited thinking I was Shawn from Carnifex XD
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Not trying to stir shit, but: FIFA, the organization that debased itself by giving Trump a participation trophy, runs the World Cup, right? Lefties and Progressives giving play-by-play is rather like Out magazine doing a deep dive on Chik-Fil-A's menu offerings, isn't it..?
Why Chick-fil-A(チックフィレイ) is still NIHONMIJYOURIKU(日本未上陸=not available in Japan)🤔 へい、ちゃっぽー🤖🤣 Oh yeah, they close on NICHIYOU(日曜=Sunday) while it's KASEGIDOKI(稼ぎ時=peak day)🌞 We visit there whenever we crave chicken sandwich and nuggets🍗 #chappyoshaberi
Millennial version of The Villages where the whole planned community is built around 90s kitsch.... sounds almost viable, but excluding Pizza Hut with a salad bar, the bit would disappoint pretty quick No one wants 25" CRT screens, cassette-based music players, boxy-ass cars that last five years etc
chick fil a i was unfamiliar with ur game bro the spicy southwest salad just changed my life
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would anyone be interested in buying me a chicken sandwich from chick fil a? let me know!!!
To commemorate, Pride Month I’m going to use Chick–fil–A napkins to cover the toilet seat in a Hobby Lobby store. Equality 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Power to the People. #pridemonth #equality #humanity
Chick Fil A’s Pineapple Dragonfruit Lemonade. First time trying it 🍹🩷
College meals I actually had when I was high and depressed. 6 Taco Bell Nacho Fries 2 Double Orders of Pizza Hut Breadsticks A Salad Bowl Full of Mashed Potatoes and 1 Fried Chicken Patty 6 Kwik Trip Jumbo Chicken Tenders
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Eww there's a Chick-fil-A food truck in town today.
Stopped at a Chick-fil-A in N/GA to use the 🚹a newer location and it offered the nastiest restrooms I have seen in a while. No tissue in any of 3 stalls but plenty of shreds on the floor. The ♿ stall had water on the floor. Who would want to eat there? Cleanliness is godliness. Clean up on Sunday?🤔
I'm trying everything on fc , Bk, dominos, pizza hut etc. I need hair dye gold blonde, like 10 tubes.. I got to.get that jollof rice mix, and fried rice enough of it at home I got to get that mayonaise
Typically getting ready to head home and go to bed, today I’m doing the opposite. Listening to ‘Other Minds Meet Inner Space’ by Edibles……the BC album I’ve streamed most in recent months 💙 The Chick-fil-A drive-thru hippie chick was grooving to it 😎 dnt-records.bandcamp.com/album/other-...
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eating pizza hut in the parking lot because we are all fucking starving: the tragic lovers story
Groceries and fast food have been just overwhelmingly expensive but lucked out the other night w a pizza hut deal that gave me a small + waffle fries and bread sticks (and bc they fucked up my order a bit by being understaffed) they threw in some cinnamon bites. 2 days worth of food for like $10
I scored a free dinner from Pizza Hut tonight... 🥹🍕🍕🥹
Pizza Hut Has Permanently Closed
the children yearn for another combination pizza hut & taco bell summer
Fascinated by how vicious the merge lane gets at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru, where you categorically get no advantage from your position in line
for pride night are the #sfgiants gonna take down the chick fil a ads
Why is Katy Perry wearing a bedazzled Pizza Hut lampshade? #WC2026
No one made a suggestion so I guess I have to go with Pizza Hut or Red Baron.
They took that jalapeño ranch chicken sammich off the menu at chick fil a…. Why can’t we have nice things?!?
Chick-fil-A Ranch and Spicy Sweet Sriracha mixed
In honor of Pride Month, use the napkins from a Chick-fil-A to clog the toilets at Hobby Lobby
“Honey Pepper Pimento Sandwich” Go home Chick Fil A, you’re drunk.
no pizza hut. no little caesar's. cap hill seattle is a desert when it comes to mass-produced guilty pleasure slop pizza 😔
For a fast food joint that doesn’t support the lfbtq+ community, I just saw the gayest Chick-Fil-A commercial 😂
Bleu cheese Hot mustard (McDonald’s) Sweet & Sour (McDonald’s) Sweet & Spicy Sriracha (Chick-Fil-A) Honey BBQ (Chick-Fil-A)
I have 16 amazing grandchildren and when we get together and have pizza, they try a stress me out because they all like different brands of pizza: Pizza Hut, Dominoes, Little Ceasers, Papa John’s, Marco’s! What’s your favorite pizza? By the way, I just buy pizza and hide the box!
Talked about why I (shockingly) think the Steelers are undervalued in Best Ball And some amazing trips down memory lane w/ autographs, Book-It, Pizza Hut Buffet & more www.youtube.com/live/kdKf1-N...
OTOH, it's funny that AI broke a functioning system that worked well for this Pizza Hut franchisee. OTO, it's also funny that gig workers leveraged the AI tool to increase their own profits at the expense of the business's. www.businessinsider.com/pizza-hut-ai...
Youth minister rolling up to a D&D group in a booth at Pizza Hut, turning a chair around backwards and saying, “You know who else was a brother to dragons and had a familiar?”
Well it appears my local library has unlocked something in me, if they ever do a partnership with our local Pizza Hut I will become the most well-read person you know
🎵 I'm at the Pizza Hut I'm at the Taco Bell I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell 🎵